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The Iconographer Vampire
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Created on 2007-11-30 07:39:44 (#14359365), last updated 2008-01-06
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Bio"[Vampires] weren't sociable, even amongst themselves; they didn't think as a species; they were unpleasantly weird; and they sure as hell didn't have their own food shops.
...So now it was dawning on some of the brighter ones that the only way people would accept vampires was if they stopped being vampires. That was a high price to pay for social acceptability, but perhaps not so high as the one that involved having our head cut off and your ashes scattered on the river. A life of steak tartare wasn't too bad if you compared it with a death of stake au naturel."
Otto: "You know zat another term for an iconographer would be 'photographer'? From the old word photus in Latation, vhich means--"
William: "'To prance around like a pillock ordering everyone about as if you owned the place'."
Otto: "Ah, you know it!"
A screaming vampire is always the center of attention.
This is the journal of the Discworld character Otto von Chriek, and is played by Rinally for![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/community.gif)
polychromatic, who in no way owns any form of the finicky vampire.
...So now it was dawning on some of the brighter ones that the only way people would accept vampires was if they stopped being vampires. That was a high price to pay for social acceptability, but perhaps not so high as the one that involved having our head cut off and your ashes scattered on the river. A life of steak tartare wasn't too bad if you compared it with a death of stake au naturel."
Otto: "You know zat another term for an iconographer would be 'photographer'? From the old word photus in Latation, vhich means--"
William: "'To prance around like a pillock ordering everyone about as if you owned the place'."
Otto: "Ah, you know it!"
A screaming vampire is always the center of attention.
This is the journal of the Discworld character Otto von Chriek, and is played by Rinally for
polychromatic, who in no way owns any form of the finicky vampire. ConnectExternal Services:
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